The Bathroom Blues
'Get out Sandy, out you get'
(How much I tried to sleep some more)
Much as she did, fume and fret,
Sandy Potter would bathe some more.

Hypnos escaped from the din,
I was wide awake and needed to pee.
Tables turned, roles flipped in.
'Out! out! ' yelled Bladder Banshee.

Why the rush? Why six to a loo?
Tight jeans-maintenance came yesterday
99 rupee tshirt sticking like glue.
'Water leak nako use karo hai'

Enough of flashback bathroom glory
Cut a long story short, we're dressed enfin!
The initial bathroom babe has no need to be early
Shes still at home ...