Friday, October 19, 2007

I have often been too critical of men's fashion. But I find hope that my venom is not misplaced. every friday. Scott Adams has a some brilliant strips on Friday dressing which i strongly recommend all men to read.

Certain technical skills of mine may be a teeny bit , er.. not there. Why, cuz they were taught on fridays. The trainer had chosen that friday to showcase himself in a purple T. Now now... before u start visualising ripples of muscles. STOP. substitute N for the R. yeah.

Ugh

Thursday, October 11, 2007

The Bathroom Blues
'Get out Sandy, out you get'
(How much I tried to sleep some more)
Much as she did, fume and fret,
Sandy Potter would bathe some more.

Hypnos escaped from the din,
I was wide awake and needed to pee.
Tables turned, roles flipped in.
'Out! out! ' yelled Bladder Banshee.

Why the rush? Why six to a loo?
Tight jeans-maintenance came yesterday
99 rupee tshirt sticking like glue.
'Water leak nako use karo hai'

Enough of flashback bathroom glory
Cut a long story short, we're dressed enfin!
The initial bathroom babe has no need to be early
Shes still at home ...

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Documentation

Program : Z21_UR_FL
Transaction Code : Z21KLME
Brief Description in R/3
The custom transaction reads your mind to fetch you the purchase order of your choice. It also humidifes the air, Generates ozone and kills flies.